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It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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