My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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