Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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