Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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