oh god the rape fog is back!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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