How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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