Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i dont even know how to be here
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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