butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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