I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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