Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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