quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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