My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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