my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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