You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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