so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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