i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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