i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i barfeds in our rink
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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