As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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