Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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