i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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