Christians are straight up FREAKS
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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