Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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