yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
its liver damage thursday
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
