i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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