I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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