my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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