Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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