Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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