just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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