id be glad to
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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