Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it hurts more in the daytime
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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