vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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