Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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