love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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