To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Randomize
