he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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