you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize
