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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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