So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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