Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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