dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Bring me that man meat
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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