I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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