Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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