she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I didn't notice because vodka
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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