I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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