Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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