is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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