He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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