Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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