That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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