I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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