Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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