But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Vodka?
Forever.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
