If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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